BMJ April 2004
Ejaculate! Ejaculate!
Don’t leave to chance or speculate
So eat tomatoes and your Saw Palmetto
Then push and pull ‘til your brain goes blotto.
It doesn’t matter how you do it,
grunt and groan or just go through it
It matters even less with whom –
a D.I.Y. or the girl you groom
The only thing that seems to matter
to stop your prostate getting fatter
with that dreadful “C” that makes you fret
is – do it every chance you get!
© Irvin Skrzypiec-allen
We had a competition, when I was in hospital for a long spell after an accident, to write a poem about some new research that showed that guys who ejaculated more got less prostatic cancer!!!
